Kreayshawn has so much swag it’s pumpin’ out her ovaries. Or at least that’s what she tells us in her hit song “Gucci Gucci.” We should also take note that the Oakland City Majesty is “colder than the fridge and the freezer,” and “snatchin’ all your bitches at [her] leisure.”
Her style screams bad bitch. She pairs pink Minnie Mouse ears in her video with a mini crop top. She’s cute, small, and pimp to the max. She has a bad bitch blonde sidekick, Lil Debbie who’s equally petite, and whose role is to simply loot in the background, throwing up the occasional white-girl-gangsta sign.
The popular YouTube video has earned over 12,500,000 hits in a little over three months. She’s garnered the attention of Lil Wayne, Gucci Mane, and P. Diddy, scoring a supposed $1,000,000 contract with Columbia. She’s currently working on her first album, which will be out later this year, and in the middle of her first tour—which is already sold out.
However, even though she may be living the good life all “young, rich, and flashy” for the time being, Kreayshawn doesn’t wear Gucci, Louis, Fendi, or Prada because “basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even botha.” Far from a “basic ass hoe,” when asked on a YouTube video interview what she’d say if Gucci’s people called her up with a peace offering, she said she’d probably sell everything, but maybe keep a visor.
Which is bad freakin’ ass.
She’s got too many other things on her mind. Like smoking blunts on the hoods of pimped out cars, calling people “chickenheads,” “lookin’ like Madonna/flossin’ like Ivana,” and spitting off completely elementary rhymes that a 5th grader could write.
Which is what makes her so absolutely intriguing because they may be easy, but in the same sense they’re totally genius.
I mean, has Biggie ever rapped about swag pumping ovaries?
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