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Best New Music – White Mystery

White Mystery is basically Miss Alex White and The Red Orchestra with a shorter name and less band members. Two, to be exact. And to be even more precise, (Miss) Alex White and brother (Mister) Francis. On their self-titled debut the Windy City relatives put up walls of sound that are louder, faster, heavy, fuzzier, and altogether dirtier than anything we've heard from the Red Orchestra.
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Small Black – Show Review @ The Empty Bottle

And while I maintain an air of pretentiousness in this review – replete with thesaurus-plucked words and flowery vernacular – I must inform readers it is only because, some 12 hours later, I still have no damn idea what the hell happened during the show.