My first mistake, I had a back pack on and couldn't move through the crowd at all. My second mistake, not getting to the show early enough to get front row. My third mistake, not bringing ear plugs. My ears are still ringing and the show was two days ago.
And while I maintain an air of pretentiousness in this review – replete with thesaurus-plucked words and flowery vernacular – I must inform readers it is only because, some 12 hours later, I still have no damn idea what the hell happened during the show.