Dave Wakeling: "I bet your granddad was a nice guy. But I bet your granddad’s shoes don’t fit ya. And there’s no reason for your granddad’s views to fit you either. And he wouldn’t ask for them to! But politically, we’re sometimes forced into that. So put me down for Lindsay Lohan, just so you get an answer. But of all the women who’d married me in the past, they’d probably tell Lindsay Lohan to watch her step. She thinks SHE'S fire."